In a dimension parallel to Middle-Earth, the orcs managed to capture all the hobbits except for Frodo. The orcish spokespeon announced:
We have crushed two terrorist networks which were planning to sabotage and destablise Mordor. One cell even had 2 halflings who had been talent spotted by the White Wizard to be potential ring bearers! Luckily for us, we detained them before they could lay their hands on the ring. From the other cell, we detained the hobbit Samwise Gamgee, who was accompanying the ring bearer Frodo Baggins. Hence, we can proudly announce that we have captured the Ring Leader!
We believe the last fugitive remains in Mordor, alone, unaided and pissing his pants. If he is still here, he cant do anything to us! (Orcish Roar)
Congrats to our various orcish clans to putting aside their differences in hunting down these halfbreeds. Lok'tar Ogah!
For a few brief moments, i thought i had crossed over to the brightside but darkness still flows through my veins
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