Storytime

i reckon i am long overdue for a story.. but i have the greatest of writer's block. so heres one i read recently that i like alot:

Once upon a time there was this dude taking a stroll in the jungle, minding his own business when suddenly a lion appearing, roaring and running towards him. This guy was alot like me, not in the sense that he wet his pants at once, but in that he starting running like hell, albeit in the wrong direction.

So he found himself dangling off a cliff, hanging onto dear life just from some random vine. He looked down, and to his dismay saw another lion salivating, waiting for him to fall. He looked up again, and saw two mice chewing away at his vine.

Suddenly, he noticed a strawberry bush beside him. He plucked one into his mouth and ate it.

"Delicious!" he said