Shoe People

i am stressed. so i am trying this out just to be weird. please continue the story by adding two sentences to where it has left off!

Once upon a time, there lived a hermit in a giant shoe. However, there was only one shoe.

Yet, the hermit likes to eat yong tau foo. He ate & ate until he grew out of his shoe, and now he has to find a new shoe!

So he ventured out to find a new shoe; heck he might even run into the other shoe. However, he walked right smack into a signboard of fail.