Restrooms

You know how it is in school, when they have male and female restrooms on alternating levels along the stairs?

This is also the case in the library. So yesterday when i noticed that a particular restroom was for ladies, i immediately barged into the restroom on the adjacent floor, my mind still on the test the following day.

First thing i noticed was that instead of urinals, there was a mirror along the wall. How odd.

Then i saw a head in the mirror, only that this head had long hair. A voice in my head screamed "GET THE **** OUT OF HERE" and so i hightailed it out of there as fast as my trembling legs could take me.

You know how it is, when they have male and female restrooms on alternating levels? Well, they dont.

(Another dubious accomplishment to add to The List!)