peekaboo

all of a sudden i realized people were staring at me. feeling self conscious, i looked in the reflection in the window.

was there booger on my face?
nope

were my pants on the wrong way?
nope

did i forget to wear pants?
nope

so i did the next logical thing, which was to stare back at them

at first it worked, but eventually their roving eyes returned, and more and more ppl's heads turned my way

lesson learnt: if people are staring at me, it just means i'm blocking their view of the girl in hot pants