Friday, April 01, 2011

who needs 'em?

you dont need rollercoasters so long as you have

1) office rumoured to be haunted
2) alot of work , or alot of time

from the time you turn off the lights till the time you get into the warm heavenly glow of the lift, you run/panic out of the office, desperately jam on the button and pray for the bloody lift to arrive, all the while looking and trying not to look in those dark corners and windows and mirrors and hoping not to see any moving, all the while jumping at every groan of the air con vents, and did i just hear footsteps?


you end up sweating, gasping for breath, heart beating so hard, thump thump thump
legs shaking and almost wet your pants

who needs rollercoasters? no need to queue or pay. this one is free

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