Klutzy chubbs

Lately, aside from consulting the Beyond God-like Kai, I have also been consulting Dr Chew. Apparently, my problem "stems from a larger systemic dysfunction" that leads me to rebel against the laws of nature. Nah, I just copied that from Alias. The cure is to just be more like Dr Chew. :)

I recall reading this joke where this guy is doing big business in a public toilet when suddenly he hears a voice saying "Hi" from the next cubicle. After a moment's silence, he realizes that his neighbour must be talking to him, and returns the greeting.

"Hello"

"How's your day so far?"

He thinks its odd to strike up a conversation in this manner, but replies anyway.

"Not bad, how about you?"

This goes on for some time until his neighbour says in an exasperated voice,
"Hey sorry I have to hang up, some idiot in the next cubicle thinks I am talking to him"

Well this kind of happened to me yesterday as I was walking out to the bus-stop. This guy unloading stuff from his van turned to face me as I walked past and he said Hello. I was like do I know you, but said hi anyway. Then he continues mumbling some mumbo-jumbo and suddenly I realize he was speaking into a hands-free set! Opps..

Made another stupid mistake when photocopying from the library textbook yesterday. Was about to finish when I realized that I could actually photocopy onto BOTH sides of the paper..zz.. so not only did I waste paper but I have to carry 30 extra sheets of paper home. Thats why I dont put my name here. haha

Anyway after that I met some of my ex-classmates for lunch. It was more enjoyable than I thought it would be. Was quite happy to meet them eventually since I dont have a class now. Dont ask me why, I dont know.

Woke up this morning with a sore throat. Must be the double mee goreng-hokkien mee combo from last night, haha