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My stupidity and blurness crested a new peak today. I managed to catch the bus and then let it go and ended up 15 minutes late for my tutorial. I wasnt sure which way it was going, and when I caught up, I saw "PGP", so I waved sorry to the driver and looked away before he had a chance to swear at me. Just as it was leaving, I saw "SOC" next to the words "PGP" and I could only say ****.

I felt so humiliated that I decided to end my sorry life. I was cycling home with my mother's packet-ed dinner on my bike and considering which method was the cleanest (ie least messy) and most efficient way to kill myself when someone nearly did it for me. The light had just turned green and I was halfway across when this fat ass swerved in from behind me while making a left turn. Hello? Green man, give way la! I have right of way! He honked at me and even had the audacity to give me the evil eye. I was about to empty the dinner onto his windshield but he scooted away, leaving me in a cloud of noxious fumes.

Without a doubt, it was a divine sign that my time wasnt up yet. Of course, I cant go if such scum are still walking (or driving, if you still call that driving)the Earth. The message is clear, I have to make big bucks to buy a bigger car so that one day when I see him again I can drive him off the road.