Mom vs Dad

Quote #1

J: Mom, i love you a hundred million thousand, three hundred and sixty-five!

Mom: How much do you loved dad?

J: About eight


Quote #2

Mom: When i grow old, i will die someday

J: *Cries uncontrollably for 15 minutes*


The next day, talking about death again:

J: Dad, when you die, i am not sure whether i will cry


Quote #3:

When told on the way home that Mom is sick

J: Oh no! My poor mommy.

*Goes into lift and tells random stranger how pitiful her mom is*

On reaching home:

J: Mom, just lay on the bed and i will bring you anything you need.


The next day:

Dad: Ouch, i hurt my toe and it is bleeding

Mom: Are you ok?

J: Its ok, he's fine!